Macho Balls

HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR BALLS.

LOVE YOUR BALLS

STROKE' YOUR BALLS

SHOW YOUR BALLS TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY

WASH YOUR BALLS AND LET THEM SHINE

IF YOU HAVE REAL DIRTY BALLS, SCRUB BUT NOT TOO HARD

IF YOU BUST ONE OF YOUR BALLS SEE A PRO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

NEVER RACK, BOUNCE OR CRUSH YOUR BALLS

KISS YOUR BALLS BEFORE DRIVING OR PUTTING FOR LUCK

AND

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