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How to care for your balls
HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR BALLS.
LOVE YOUR BALLS
STROKE' YOUR BALLS
SHOW YOUR BALLS TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY
WASH YOUR BALLS AND LET THEM SHINE
IF YOU HAVE REAL DIRTY BALLS, SCRUB BUT NOT TOO HARD
IF YOU BUST ONE OF YOUR BALLS SEE A PRO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
NEVER RACK, BOUNCE OR CRUSH YOUR BALLS
KISS YOUR BALLS BEFORE DRIVING OR PUTTING FOR LUCK
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